5 WAYS THAT I CAN THINK OF TO DIE EARLY: Labels: disappointed
- EAT. Keep on eating and eating til you eat to death.
- BLEED. Watch too much porn. Nose bleed to death.
- WAIT. The simplest. Just don't do anything and wait for death.
- LAUGH. Sad. Laugh of happy things yet you die of laughter. Dots..
- BREATHE. Breathe in more posionous gases. Your lungs can't take it. Confirm, gurantee plus chop you die early.
DO THE ABOVE FIVE BUT NOT
SMOKE and DRINK TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, it's SILLY, IRRESPONSIBLE and INGRATEFUL to die early.
Just think of your loved ones sending you off and missing you every now and then after YOUR EARLY DEATH.
so wtf.
